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RE: [cobalt-security] Declaration of willingness to own the 'new' lists



>
> I, Bruce Timberlake, being of questionable sanity based on my
> next statement,
> do hereby affirm that it is my intent and desire to assume
> the helm of the
> mighty cobalt-* lists at their new home on the qbalt server.
> May all who read
> and post to them tremble before me in my glorious might.
>
> I envision myself as a benevolent ruler who finds himself now
> entrusted with
> the keys to humanity's very survival itself. It is not a duty
> I take lightly.
>
> If you will have me as your leader, I swear upon my Royal Orb
> of Element 27 to
> always make the utmost efforts to ensure everyone who uses
> those lists is
> treated fairly (or at least knows enough to take their
> bitch/flame sessions
> offline immediately lest they invoke my wrath and suffer
> greatly at the hands
> of the multitude).
>
> I will seek timely input and/or action from The Grand Jedi
> Master Council of
> Wise List Experts (TGJMCWLEs) when issues of RFC
> compatibility or netiquette
> are raised or violated.
>
> Now, go forth in your newfound tranquility that all will be well in
> CobaltLand, and create unto me a multitude of HOWTOs, FAQs, and other
> reference material, the likes of which have never been seen
> before, so that
> those who thirst for knowledge may be slaked by the many
> electronic chapters
> of The Good Cobalt Book (disguised as PDFs, webpages, and
> wikis of course)...
> or it's Google Cache.
>
> Peace unto you all, and good night.
>
> :)


May the shroud of wizardy be upon your shoulders :)